Total Eclipse of the Heart… and Everyone’s Plans

Get ready, Indianapolis! On April 8, 2024, the cosmos is putting on a show that will have you saying,

“What are you doing with your life?” A total solar eclipse is set to temporarily block out the sun like a toddler throwing a tantrum. And it’s not just your average “a little shadow here, a little shadow there” kind of eclipse; we’re talking about a full-on, mega-spectacle event happening right over the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Who needs fast cars when you’ve got celestial wonders?

Now, let’s break this down: if you’ve ever seen a cat jump out of a paper bag, you know how thrilling (and slightly terrifying) surprise events can be. The eclipse will sweep across a narrow stretch of North America, starting from Mexico’s Pacific coast and making its grand finale in Newfoundland, Canada—kind of like a showdown at a drive-in movie, except the film is the sky and the popcorn is the dazzling stars and planets all vying for your attention.

And speaking of attention, get ready for your social media feed to explode! You’ll be one selfie stick away from becoming the next viral sensation. “Look, Mom! I’m standing under the moon! (Please don’t remind me that the sun is just taking a five-minute coffee break.)” Everyone’s going to be out, filters at the ready, capturing the moment the sun decides to play hide-and-seek. Pro tip: Make sure your friends are also wearing eclipse glasses—they can be quite the spectacle themselves if they insist on staring at the sun without protection!

For those of you not in the path of totality—aka the “regular folks” watching from the sidelines—you’re in luck, too! A partial solar eclipse will be visible across all of North America, parts of Central America, and even some lucky folks in Europe! Imagine your European friends complaining about your eclipse enthusiasm when they realize they’re getting only a “meh” version of the show. It’s like being at a concert where they play the opening act instead of the headliner. Sorry, Europe; better luck next orbit!

But really, what are you going to do during the eclipse? Will you be screaming with excitement, trying to snag the best seat in the house (aka your front lawn with a pair of binoculars), or will you be the responsible adult saying, “Guys, let’s just stay inside and pretend it’s not happening”? Either way, you can’t go wrong—unless you forget your glasses and switch to your regular ones instead. Surprise! Sunburned retinas!

So, clear your schedules and mark your calendars. Whether you’re at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, hosting a backyard party, or simply hiding under a blanket, the total solar eclipse is that once-in-a-lifetime event that you can’t miss (unless you’re like my aunt who once missed Christmas dinner because she got lost in the grocery store).

In the end, remember: much like your last blind date, if you’re not prepared, you might just end up staring at something you shouldn’t! Get your eclipse glasses, your snacks, and your friends—let’s watch the universe do its thing. And who knows? Maybe you’ll spot a UFO while you’re at it.

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