Howling at the Wolf Moon: A Night of Shiny Distractions and Overly Ambitious Resolutions

January, a month when we all try to pretend we actually like kale smoothies and will exercise more than just our Netflix skills.

But hold onto your yoga mats—because on the evening of January 13, 2025, Mother Nature is throwing shade in the form of the Wolf Moon, and it’s about to become your new best friend. Seriously, you might want to clear your schedule for this one.

As the full moon rises over the iconic Lincoln Memorial and the Memorial Bridge in Arlington, Virginia, you’d better believe that various shenanigans will unfold. Picture this: you’re bundled up in your coziest hoodie, standing under the celestial spotlight as the moon sets the world aglow. All around you, people will be snapping selfies, trying (and failing) to capture the moon’s true glory. Spoiler alert: your phone camera probably won’t cut it, but that won’t stop you from posting a questionable pic to keep up appearances on social media!

Now, let’s get real. Why do we call it the Wolf Moon? It’s not because wolves get hyper on the full moon—though that would make for a much more thrilling night in the woods. Instead, it harkens back to Native American traditions where hungry wolves would howl in the winter darkness. So, if you hear any howling, it’s either a wolf in search of a midnight snack or your neighbor trying to work off their New Year’s resolutions by channeling their inner werewolf. Either way, grab some popcorn and enjoy the spectacle!

While you’re basking in the moonlight, why not take a moment to reflect on that shiny list of resolutions you scribbled hastily on New Year’s Eve? You know the ones—perfectly drawn-out plans to run a marathon, read the entirety of Shakespeare, or learn to juggle flaming torches. But here we are, with the moon shining brighter than your willpower, and all you really want is a slice of pizza and to watch that new series you told yourself you’d only “peek at.” Remember, the stars may be aligning, but your living room couch is gravitationally pulling you back to reality.

So, what can you actually do while the Wolf Moon illuminates the night sky? How about hosting a “Full Moon Soirée”? Gather your friends, throw together some snacks, and encourage everyone to share their most ludicrous resolutions. Bonus points if they include failed attempts at ‘healthy’ recipes that turned into suspiciously resembling cookies!

As the night deepens and the moon reaches its glorious peak, it’s the perfect time to reflect. Not on your failed resolutions, mind you, but on the fact that winter, in all its frosty glory, is still holding strong—proving that summer body goals can wait until, well, at least February! The Wolf Moon isn’t here to judge; it’s just here to remind us that nights are better spent howling with laughter and a touch of absurdity.

So, folks, mark your calendars for January 13, 2025, and don’t forget to put your phone on ‘do not disturb’. Nature has a grand show lined up, and we wouldn’t want to miss a moment of its spectacular performance. Just keep an eye out for overzealous howlers—they might just be more entertaining than the moon itself!

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