Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head (But I’m Still Going Out in Flip-Flops)

Rain today! With a high of 9 ° Celsius and a low of 2 ° Celsius.
95% Humidity.
7 ° Celsius currently.
6 Km/h Wind from
South.

The joy of waking up to the unmistakable sound of rain pounding on your roof like a toddler drumming on a pot. Yes, my friends, it’s that time again! Pull out the galoshes, grab your brolly, and prepare your best rainy day puns because we’ve got a real wet one ahead of us.

Today’s forecast calls for a glorious high of 9 °C—perfect for those of us who thrive in that blissful zone where you can simultaneously wear a sweater and still feel a chill. Just think: the rain will keep you cool while the high temperature will keep you wondering if you might just be sweating out your own body weight. Who doesn’t love a good sweat while dodging raindrops, right?

But wait! Let’s take a moment to appreciate the low of 2 °C. Yes, folks, it’s practically a polar expedition out there! You might want to reconsider that morning decision to wear your favorite not-so-waterproof sneakers that already look as though they survived a small flood. Who needs a brake on the excitement of stepping into a semi-aquatic landscape anyway?

And let’s talk about that humidity—ah, a staggering 95%. That’s practically the same level of humidity as my aunt’s basement when she forgets to turn on the dehumidifier (sorry Aunt Elfriede!). With that much moisture in the air, your hair will be best represented by the famous ‘just saw an ex’ frizz look. Embrace it! It’s a trend. Just say you’re channeling 80s pop star vibes!

Currently, the temperature is a brisk 7 °C, but that feels more like “I didn’t sign up for this” when you step outside. What could be worse? Oh right! The wind. A lovely 6 km/h from the south. Perfect for moving your umbrella in the opposite direction of the rain! Seriously, it’s like nature has a personal vendetta against your stroll through the park today. “Oh, you wanted to enjoy a walk? How about we turn this into a damp obstacle course instead?”

But let’s keep our spirits high because, after all, rain is just the sky crying over the fact that it can’t be as fabulous as we are. So grab that raincoat, splash in a few puddles, and maybe even join the wet and wild world of sock-and-sandal styling—who’s judging? It’s all about making the most of today’s rain-soaked adventures. And remember, nothing unites friends like a shared umbrella… or the shared misery of realizing you forgot to check the weather before heading out. Happy splashing!